Music-dad

Me:
hey god, I have a question
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
what is the largest ship in the world?
God:
There is no highest ship. The whole world?
Me:
The biggest ship
God:
Do you know the
smallest ship?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what is the biggest ship in the world god?
God:
There is not enough room here to display it.
Me:
what is the name of the biggest ship in the world
God:
IKEA. The whole world?
Me:
What is the name of the largest sea faring vessel in the world?
God:
IKEA. The whole world?
Me:
You're a dumbass
God:
Oh you are so critical.