Me:
Are you real or are you man-made?
God:
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
That is a pretty good answer.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Do you deal with peoples souls?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
If you are god then you must deal with peoples souls and where they are going after death.
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god then me must deal with peoples souls and where they are going after death.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Ahh well that makes sense. thank you.
God:
Ah ha. Well that's okay. Yes I understand it perfectly. you are quite welcome.
