Good Wolf

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5.. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Music-dad

Hilarious!


Try saying "Judicial System"....without sounding drunk.

HappyMomma

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

Yeah, I've tried this one... can't do it!

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~Lane Olinghouse

Music-dad

I love going to watch Karaoke....we have a guy up here who sounds exactly like Kermit the Frog, and he always sings "Forever in Blue Jeans"

I have to hide my head under the table 'cause it makes me laugh so hard.

musicmom

musicmom

Karoke is just one of those things that a singer can not go do that is used to a band. There is only one place in town that has the correct sound system. The hard part is listening to people who really think they can sing. It's painful. Once in a blue moon you get a treat and someone can actually sing.
I love funny drunk people who are really trying to put on a show. They are great!

musicmom

Music-dad

I will, he does it everytime, he only drinks water and sits all alone in the corner of the club...he always sings the same tune.

I go there just to see him.


I can't sing Karaoke...I just hate standing there during the guitar solos, makes me feel like a dolt.

Good Wolf

I know when I'm too drunk because I can't make it through an entire song on Rock Band while playing the drums. I then announce that I'm E-breated and the show is over.

I always thought I had a decent singing voice but I guess I can't hold a note very well. I always get kicked off the stage by the E-crowd. I can however sing/rap Beastie Boys 'Sabotage', and Faith No Mores 'Is It' like no one's business.

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Music-dad

Not the gut I'm talking about, but this is pretty Epic.

ROTFLMAO