PhilBilly

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to suffering......I sense much fear in you." - Master Yoda

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Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

Dadu2004

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

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fallon

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Dadu2004

We ain't found s**t!

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PhilBilly

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." --Carl Spackler

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Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

bullrage

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
What... is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is your favourite colour?
Blue.
Go on. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

PhilBilly

I like that Bullrage

and in the same vein

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "

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Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

bullrage

I blow my nose at you so-caller aurthur king! you and all your silly english knnnnnnnnnniggets!

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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
What... is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is your favourite colour?
Blue.
Go on. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

PhilBilly

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Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

WHYTEKNYGHT2003

you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest

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