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11-13-2007, 11:30 AM
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lmfao
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11-13-2007, 02:07 PM
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ok heres today's, late, but i been busy at work 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures." 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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11-15-2007, 07:37 AM
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a little racy, but still funny A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?” The father replies, “Making a baby.” The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.”
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11-15-2007, 12:33 PM
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I've heard that one...it's pretty funny
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11-15-2007, 01:15 PM
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which reminds me, i havent changed it for today yet LOL
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11-16-2007, 11:38 AM
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Lmao
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11-16-2007, 11:54 AM
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ok heres the 11/16 quote of the day. this one is for the men. (ladies, please dont kill me lol) "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis
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11-16-2007, 01:26 PM
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LOL That's a great pic. Here's a cool cat for y'all: 
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