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hannah's mommy · 03-16-2008, 07:53 PM

The REAL story behind the 3 little bears

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking
up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he
squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his
big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It
was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in
the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night
and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It
was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the
cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come down stairs and
grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say
this one more time.......I haven't made the @#*% porridge yet!!

WHYTEKNYGHT2003 · 03-17-2008, 01:01 PM

HA!!!!!!!!!

musicmom · 03-17-2008, 02:10 PM

Funny

WHYTEKNYGHT2003 · 03-17-2008, 02:42 PM

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.
The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

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