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12-05-2007, 05:14 PM
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Latest diet plan Yesterday while buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for our dog at Wal- Mart I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse for this stupid question, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, but that I was starting the Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. However, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story). Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; that I had stepped off the curb to sniff the rear end of an Irish Setter and a car hit both of us. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard. | ||
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12-05-2007, 05:23 PM
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OMG...that's great
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12-06-2007, 08:46 AM
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I heard it with the ending being "I stepped off the curb to sniff my own a$$ and we got hit by a car" Both are funny. I thought this was the funniest thing I ever heard. | ||
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12-08-2007, 07:42 AM
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lol, i have heard that too!
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