Parents Forum

Kaytee · 12-04-2007, 08:55 AM

Everyone;

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
> and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
> rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
> lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
> the phone so you will not be disturbed.
>
> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
> your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
> the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
> or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

> Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
> from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
> that in small print there is a statement:
>
> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
> is personally tested and then sanitized ".
>
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
> times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
> quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
>
> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
> SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
> THE ASS THAN YOURS