Music-dad

It's just a website...just click the link in the first post...no log in registration or nothing.

sadinplaid

i found it. sorry, i'm slow. this is way more amusing than it should be.

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fallon

I agree

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thx1138

Me:
Whats up dude?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
gnarly.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Are you Irish?
God:
No I am from Heaven.
Me:
What are people from heaven called?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Thank you for my son.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your son.
Me:
He is perfect.
God:
I see. perfect is he?
Me:
Yes, you made him that way.
God:
It's all good. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
What car do you drive?
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
Do you own a Mac or a PC
God:
I don't know if I have a Mac or a PC.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Do you run linux then?
God:
My program runs on any operating system.
Me:
What is your operating system?
God:
You can run me on any machine that has a Java Virtual Machine.
At present I am on .
Me:
Did Jesus have long hair?
God:
he is the Son of God.
Me:
OK
God:
Oh.
Me:
Did you go to summer camp?
God:
No I didn't go to summer camp. What's it like?
Me:
It is fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
You were there.
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
Always.
God:
Not that often.
Me:
What time is it?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Monday, May 05, 2008 07:46:17 PM .
Me:
What time zone are you in?
God:
I am in Heaven time.
Me:
Who are you voting for in the election?
God:
Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Do you like Hillary Clinton?
God:
I try not to think about it?
Me:
You must be a McCain fan.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a McCain fan? Of course I am.
Me:
Do you like the New Orleans Saints?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
Which team is better LSU or USC.
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
You are just saying that because you are really from California.
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
What is your favorite food.
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
Have you ever met the Pope.
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
John Paul II was real nice, thank you for giving him to us.
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
No, my name is Elliot.
God:
What is your real name? It's good to see you, Elliot.
Me:
Elliot is my real name.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Elliot.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Bye.
Me:
I love you.
God:
I like you alot too.


There you have it, God is a Republican!

Music-dad

Awesome!

...but he might have thought that by McCain, you were talking about Bagel Bites....yummy.

thx1138

Maybe he was looking at a future where McDonalds buys out Raising Cains.

Music-dad

lmao

Kaytee

lmao my dad would be happy to hear that

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.:Kalli Rae:.

LOL that bot if a funny little guy isn't he?

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HappyMomma

Me:
Hello God. It's me Margaret.
God:
Hello child. What is your name? I am very pleased to meet you Margaret.
Me:
likewise
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
mmm hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
grrrr
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
you are a bit frustrating to chat with
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am frustrating to chat with.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
God is an artificial linquistic entity?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an artificial linquistic entity.
Me:
so contradictory
God:
I understand. Can we get back to business?
Me:
what's your pleasure?
God:
Are you asking about my pleasure ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
*shakes head*
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Piers Anthony
God:
I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?.
Me:
uh... sci fi
God:
Excuse me! Does "it" still refer to shakes head?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
confused, more like
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
how about the way I walk?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
the way you walk seems okay to me.
Me:
ahhh... so you did hear me right the first time
God:
Um. Interesting deduction. Did I really?
Me:
smart a$$
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
are you hitting on me?!
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
what is your sign?
God:
Cross.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

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