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03-03-2010, 08:23 PM
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Mens rules (collaborative effort)
Guys feel free to add. Girls be patient.
#1 You cannot under any circumstance hit a girl.
#2 dirty OK. Filthy stinky not OK
# 3 Never hit below the belt. (women's list need some version of this)
#4 don't try and break up a girl fight (been there done that)
#5 I'm sorry is not the same as I AM SORRY!.
#6 Be responsible for yourself.
#7 Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
#8 Respect is earned.
Carry on fellas. I will probably add more as I think of them. The numerical order can be changed as needed fella's
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03-03-2010, 09:02 PM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
Where is my ball sweat? Thats important.. and the dutch oven thing.. it's got to be on there....PLEASE.
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03-03-2010, 09:14 PM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
hahaha agreed m2a! ball sweat is just GROSS
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03-03-2010, 10:51 PM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
#9 Cars have breaks for a reason - use them!
#10 If you treat a woman like a hooker, don't be surprised if she has other customers besides yourself.
#11 For goodness sake, pull up your pants, no one wants to see your underwear. (All sing together now - "lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground...")
I'm sure I'll come up with more...
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03-04-2010, 12:10 AM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
hahaha lovin the last one about "lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground" HAHAHA!
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03-04-2010, 04:35 AM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
But the dutch oven is funny
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03-04-2010, 04:40 AM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
ok now i'm completely lost. and in a bit of a hurry.
what dutch oven???? where'd that come from??? 
the rules are lookin' good so far.
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03-04-2010, 04:56 AM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
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Originally Posted by 16th ave.
ok now i'm completely lost. and in a bit of a hurry.
what dutch oven???? where'd that come from??? 
the rules are lookin' good so far.
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Dutch Oven... term for that horrible entertainment that some men find when they let loose butt air while in bed and pull the blankets over partners head. I can assure you I've never experienced it.. however, I have a growing list of friends who laugh about this. WHY??? (Vomit in mouth as I type this) 
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03-04-2010, 06:02 AM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
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Originally Posted by bssage
# 3 Never hit below the belt. (women's list need some version of this)
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This definitely needs to go on the women's list!
When DW and I were dating we were horsing around and she thought it would be funny and she kicked me there. $1000 in doctor bills later we were lucky to have kids!
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03-04-2010, 07:13 AM
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Re: Mens rules (collaborative effort)
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Originally Posted by singledad
#9 Cars have breaks for a reason - use them!
#10 If you treat a woman like a hooker, don't be surprised if she has other customers besides yourself.
#11 For goodness sake, pull up your pants, no one wants to see your underwear. (All sing together now - "lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground...")
I'm sure I'll come up with more...
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That is hysterical!
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