Are there dog hitmen?

[NinJaBob]

My "friend" hypothetically has this dog right, we'll call him Cocoa (the dog not the friend) My "friends" family loves the dog but my "friend" hates him. It's basically a good dog except that it wants outside every 15 minutes not to pee but to bark at the neighbors then i wants back in after 5 mins then the cycle starts over again. Sometimes it wants back in before myt "friends" butt hits his chair. Also it bites my friends feet when he moves in bed. Also my "friend" spent all this money on a chain link fence so the dog could run the whole back yard. Cocoa digs out under the fence and then runs the neighborhood so now Cocoa is on a leash inside a useless chain link fence that my friend blew 3 grand on.

So if this story were real I....I mean my "friend" needs a dog hitman to make it look like an accident.

I thought about just letting te dog out without alase but then my "friend" would end up scouing the neighborhod looking for this dog.

[16th ave.]

don't know about the hitman. but it sounds like the dog needs some obedience and behavior training.