And then the fight started........

ElliottCarasDad

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<FONT font="Times New Roman"><SIZE size="125">My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 160 in about 3 seconds....'

I bought her a set of scales.

And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

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