<t>I thought this was cute.<br/>
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If only you'd known you were going to trade... <br/>
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• Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping <br/>
• Lacy thongs for cotton tents <br/>
• Sex for gas <br/>
• Zinfandel for Ovaltine <br/>
• Birth control for laxatives <br/>
• Going to the gym for getting up to pee <br/>
• Your waist for a hot-air balloon <br/>
• Kickboxing for kick counts <br/>
• Your innie for an outie — a way-outie <br/>
• Sleeping for groaning <br/>
• Freedom for the most intense love you've ever known</t>
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If only you'd known you were going to trade... <br/>
<br/>
• Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping <br/>
• Lacy thongs for cotton tents <br/>
• Sex for gas <br/>
• Zinfandel for Ovaltine <br/>
• Birth control for laxatives <br/>
• Going to the gym for getting up to pee <br/>
• Your waist for a hot-air balloon <br/>
• Kickboxing for kick counts <br/>
• Your innie for an outie — a way-outie <br/>
• Sleeping for groaning <br/>
• Freedom for the most intense love you've ever known</t>