How about a little holiday fun for PF members...

bssage

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I am thinking we can have some PF holiday fun. And do some virtual gift giving. I figure most of us are either shopping on the internet or searching for gift idea's . So it just an extension of that.

The Rules:

1. Gag gifts are encouraged


2. Use your best judgment about how it will received . If your making a joke at someone who is going to be offended by it. DONT DO IT. I wont warn or punish anyone who does this. But it will be removed ASAP if we see it happening.

3. Its should be in the name of fun.

4. Back stories are encouraged if the punch line is not clearly apparent.

5. SARCASM IS ENCOURAGED!

6. Of course porn and stuff like that wont be allowed.

7. If you are sincerely offended by a gift you received just PM me and I will remove no questions asked.

As far as I am concerned. I have pretty thick skin. Dont hold back. :DNone of you scare me:D
 
bssage

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M2M

http://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-68010-Snowman-Shaver/dp/B00008IH9N/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1355241994&sr=8-1&keywords=ice+shaver[/url]

Yes it an "ice shaver" I just figure that would be much safer than traditional ice for M2M.
 
mom2many

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How about this one Bssage?

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=scrabble+dictionary&sprefix=scrabbl%2Caps%2C421[/URL]
 
Xero

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lol This is cute... I was wondering wtf you were talking about a "present" on words with friends earlier. :p

This would be pretty sexy for you, Bryan. :D

http://keunion.en.alibaba.com/viewimg/picture.html?picture=http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/525211981/Feminine_Stylish_E_Cigarettes_For_Women.jpg[/URL]
 
Xero

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For M2M.... haha :)

http://www.amazon.com/iRobot-560-Roomba-Vacuuming-Silver/dp/B000UUBCNO/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1355272772&sr=8-8&keywords=cleaning+robots[/URL]
 
mom2many

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Xero said:
For M2M.... haha :)

http://www.amazon.com/iRobot-560-Roomba-Vacuuming-Silver/dp/B000UUBCNO/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1355272772&sr=8-8&keywords=cleaning+robots[/URL]
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My house would kill that poor thing! lol
 
bssage

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ElliottCarasDad said:
I was kind of saddened that rule #6 was just put out there matter-of-factly...
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Actually I had finished the rules and moved on. Then: A moment of clarity. ECD! Edited with Rule #6.

I didnt add Rule #6 because I dont like porn. Rather because I am assuming we dont like the "<U>Same</U>" porn. I was afraid ECD would hook someone up with the Dead, mature, transgender, Zebra, and double jointed, three legged, Woman lawyer site. Again...

Dont read to much into that pstc. I had to work at that. It wasn't off the top of my head.

Yes Xero I can pull off the pink Ecig. I am secure enough with my manhood to make it work.
 
Xero

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M2M I will take one of those lol. It will make watching anime and playing black ops 2 by myself all night a little less lonely. Lol

Bssage I about died over your porn explanation. And yeah I figured you'd be cool with the pink e-cig. Seemed just right. xD
 
singledad

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Xero said:
For M2M.... haha :)

http://www.amazon.com/iRobot-560-Roomba-Vacuuming-Silver/dp/B000UUBCNO/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1355272772&amp;sr=8-8&amp;keywords=cleaning+robots[/URL]
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I want one of those!

I don't know what to give you guys :(
/singledad rushes off to amazon to find gifts...
 
singledad

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Ok. I've got some novelty t-shirts:

For Parentastic:
http://www.zazzle.com/end_corporal_punishment_tee_shirts-235905573264644650[/URL]

Not sure who this is for, but I think it's applicable to most parents:
http://www.amazon.com/Cybertela-Used-T-shirt-Funny-3X-Large/dp/B00A16RPMO/ref=sr_1_46?s=apparel&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1355295742&amp;sr=1-46&amp;keywords=badass+shirt[/URL]

And for the dads with daughters (I want one too!)
http://www.amazon.com/Against-Daughters-Dating-T-shirt-XX-Large/dp/B009590O7G/ref=sr_1_14?s=apparel&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1355296162&amp;sr=1-14&amp;keywords=dad[/URL]


I this is just cool. Perhaps for bssage. Or ECD. Not sure.
http://www.amazon.com/Superman-Superhero-Blue-Adult-Knee/dp/B007AK1L9W/ref=sr_1_101?s=apparel&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1355297765&amp;sr=1-101[/URL]
 
Xero

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Singledad I want those socks lol. Mom2all I am cracking up those are the best!!
 
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