ok so i wanted to post this for many reasons. i would love to see what kind of odd, strange, or downright gutbusting things that other peoples kids say. i guess i kinda want to make sure that i am not the only one who has strange kids.
out of the mouths of babes...
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I routinely hear my children parroting back things that I've said:
When Erika (2) fell off her chair because she wasn't sitting properly, Jadzia (5) said "Erika, this is one of those 'no sympathy' situations!"
I can't remember what it was about, but Jadzia was watching Erika, and she sighed and said "Ah. They grow up so fast!"
Erika said something today, and I didn't quite hear it. I asked her what she said and she said "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Erika was upset because she'd dropped something on the floor, and Jadzia said "Erika, that's because of gravity. Get used to it."
When Erika (2) fell off her chair because she wasn't sitting properly, Jadzia (5) said "Erika, this is one of those 'no sympathy' situations!"
I can't remember what it was about, but Jadzia was watching Erika, and she sighed and said "Ah. They grow up so fast!"
Erika said something today, and I didn't quite hear it. I asked her what she said and she said "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Erika was upset because she'd dropped something on the floor, and Jadzia said "Erika, that's because of gravity. Get used to it."
My nephew is 10. Yesterday my sister and her family played the if we were rich, what would be the first thing you'd buy... she wanted a car, a new house for my Brother in law, a new doll for 7 year old Caity, and my nephew said " I'd get a Chinese girl" :biggrin:
Well my 19 year old just scared the crap out of me which meant I said "fucker' to which my 2 year old went "fucker"...yeah, she's a parrot!
My daughter Cara was told by DW to finish her veggies if she wanted ice cream later. DW then goes outside leaving Cara alone in kitchen, Im in living room.
Cara [screams]: "Daaaad!, when mom comes in is she gonna check the garbage!?"
Me: "Probably"
Cara [mutters]: "oh man!"
Cara [screams]: "Daaaad!, when mom comes in is she gonna check the garbage!?"
Me: "Probably"
Cara [mutters]: "oh man!"
I had my own experience, while traveling to Chicago with my eldest....I jokingly said something in a stereotypical chicagoan accent while driving with my son, he didn't say anything, so I asked, "haven't you heard a Chicago accent before?" to which he replied "yes, and it doesn't sound anything like that, so please don't do it..."
Then he was worried that he'd offended me and apologized profusely, but I applauded his honesty...he just didn't want me to embarrass myself (and by extension him...)
Then he was worried that he'd offended me and apologized profusely, but I applauded his honesty...he just didn't want me to embarrass myself (and by extension him...)
Sasha was watching the women's weight lifting, and there was a woman, I can't remember what country she was from, possibly China, who looked very masculine. VERY masculine.
"Muuuummm.... is that... a... girl?"
"Well, it is the women's weight lifting, so yes"
"Are you sure? I think that's a boy pretending to be a girl"
"Why do you say that?"
"She looks more like a boy than Daddy"
"Muuuummm.... is that... a... girl?"
"Well, it is the women's weight lifting, so yes"
"Are you sure? I think that's a boy pretending to be a girl"
"Why do you say that?"
"She looks more like a boy than Daddy"