So my wife texted me and said how fussy our 2 year old was being today. She modified the GNR song Paradise city to "Fussybaby City"... which made me shorten her word to "FBC", which lead me to the song Gin and Juice. Since it's Friday and I was bored, it led inevitably to me changing the lyrics of Gin and Juice to a Parent's version... at least part of the song...I can't share the original song lyrics but anyone that knows it might get a kick out of it.
With so much drama in the F-B-C
It's kinda hard bein M-O-double-M y that's me
But I, somehow, some way,
Keep cleanin up spit like every single day
May I, get a little sleepy for the Z's (snore)
And, make a few winks, as I squeeze, through
Two in the mornin and mommy's still cryin
Cause her baby ain't sleepin
I got toys in the living room still turned on
And they ain't off till 6 in the mornin
So what you wanna do, wahhhhh
I got diaper full of poopie and I just sneezed on you
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) I'd really love to doze
So we gonna play an hour with this
Shirt up, boobs down, while your little kid devour's milk
Chorus: repeat 2X
Rollin down the street, in my stroller, sippin on milk and juice
Laid back [ with my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind ]
With so much drama in the F-B-C
It's kinda hard bein M-O-double-M y that's me
But I, somehow, some way,
Keep cleanin up spit like every single day
May I, get a little sleepy for the Z's (snore)
And, make a few winks, as I squeeze, through
Two in the mornin and mommy's still cryin
Cause her baby ain't sleepin
I got toys in the living room still turned on
And they ain't off till 6 in the mornin
So what you wanna do, wahhhhh
I got diaper full of poopie and I just sneezed on you
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) I'd really love to doze
So we gonna play an hour with this
Shirt up, boobs down, while your little kid devour's milk
Chorus: repeat 2X
Rollin down the street, in my stroller, sippin on milk and juice
Laid back [ with my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind ]
