The person below me......

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zeitgeist

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False. Ice cream, potatoes and chicken. In that order. :D
<SIZE size="75">(Have I mentioned I've lost nearly six pounds this month? Tonight was a treat.)</SIZE>

The person below me is expecting a baby. Not your spouse or SO, you yourself.
 
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Father_0f_6 said:
I would hope not

The person below me thinks of a question to ask before they answer the question above
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Not every time.

The person below me can whistle the Star Spangled Banner in seven languages.
 
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True...I think

The person below me is confused on whether or not whistling is different in different languages (I'm not stupid I promise....just really tired)
 
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False. It's good to have pity on the really tired - it's never long before the shoe is on the other foot.

Father_0f_6 said:
The person below me is confused on whether or not whistling is different in different languages (I'm not stupid I promise....just really tired)
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That's the fun bit of the joke, best played with kids. They're almost uniformly impressed until you demonstrate your "skill." ;)

The person below me answers questions like Calvin's dad does.
 
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True. I just trimmed it yesterday with the shortest-but-one setting on my trimmers.

The person below me has raised rabbits at some point in their life. (Double points if they are raising rabbits now.)
 
Xero

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I don't think so. I went fishing with my step dad a few times and everytime I caught a fish I would scream and throw my pole on the ground and pretty much try to get away from it. Yeah, I am a pansie. My mom made me go!! I hate fish. I hate everything that lives underwater. I wont swin in anything but a pool. Any other water scares the daylights out of me.

The person below me has EATEN rabbit before. :D
 
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16th ave.

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false, would it weren't for all bugs. lol.
we're thinking of trying out some camping in the summer 2010 on a beach.

the person below me has early release from school today.
 
16th ave.

16th ave.

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false. not tonight but early, early, early sat. morning. when the kids are asleep and no one is at the stores...

the person below me has a trojan or something messing with their computer.
 
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Nope, I have Norton Antivirus on my computer and therefor never have any problems with viruses.

The person below me uses tabs instead of opening new windows.
 
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