1. Honey, you look beautiful today.
2. Thank you for taking care of Oliver.
3. Thank you for mowing the lawn and keeping up with all the household chores both inside and out.
4. Thank you for letting me crash on the couch all morning and read comic books.
5. Thank you for taking Oliver places because I don't really like to.
6. Why don't you take a break and relax? Go out and have fun.
7. How about you sleep in this weekend and I get up with Oliver?
8. I'm so thankful that you pay all the bills and replace shingles on the roof.
9. Thank you for enabling me to never grow up.
10. I'm sorry for disrespecting you.
11. I'm sorry for making you feel unloved and unappreciated.
12. I'm sorry for begging for sex everyday.
13. Thank you for letting me spend hundreds of dollars on action figures and comic books every week.
14. I'm sorry for not noticing your discontent.
2. Thank you for taking care of Oliver.
3. Thank you for mowing the lawn and keeping up with all the household chores both inside and out.
4. Thank you for letting me crash on the couch all morning and read comic books.
5. Thank you for taking Oliver places because I don't really like to.
6. Why don't you take a break and relax? Go out and have fun.
7. How about you sleep in this weekend and I get up with Oliver?
8. I'm so thankful that you pay all the bills and replace shingles on the roof.
9. Thank you for enabling me to never grow up.
10. I'm sorry for disrespecting you.
11. I'm sorry for making you feel unloved and unappreciated.
12. I'm sorry for begging for sex everyday.
13. Thank you for letting me spend hundreds of dollars on action figures and comic books every week.
14. I'm sorry for not noticing your discontent.