I teach Sunday school to 4-yr.-olds. A few weeks ago Philip was telling me how he wanted to be just like his dad when he grows up because his dad is an artist (which is true.) His friend Isaac piped up and said, "Yeah, my dad is an artist too." Isaac's dad is not an artist, he is a pastor at the church and everyone knows that. I said, "Isaac, your dad's not an artist, he's a pastor." And Isaac said, "No, no. no...he's a <I>Lego </I>artist."