Okay, I really am going to sell them, well, three of them at least, I'll keep Dita and Sasha for now.
Went to take Lux to Kmart to buy school shoes. Azriel wants to come along to print photos and Sunny want to come because she never passes up an opportunity to buy junk that she will never actually use/wear/watch/listen to.
I was officially that mother that everyone judges.
Because it's nearing the end of the school year there really isn't a huge assortment of school shoes (public schools are uniformed here so there are certain types of shoes they have to wear) she wants that mary jane style but they don't come in her size, so she's trying to wedge her feet into a kids 13, while I am standing there trying to explain that the last time she wore a kids 13, she was 8 years old.
Sunny was looking at baby stuff because the kids have a new baby cousin and Sunny is quite smitten with her. Apparently a lady in the baby section was giving Sunny dirty looks, so Sunny started talking to her stomach, so by the time I find her (with Lux in tow moping about lace up shoes) she's showing her stomach lots of different baby clothes and saying "I hope you're a girl so I can dress you up all pretty, it's okay sweetheart, we'll eventually figure out which one of my boyfriends your daddy is".
Then we go over to find Azriel, who is waiting for his 200 photos to print, because they are 4c cheaper per print if you print a minimum of 200, so he printed a whole lot "to save money". Yesterday he got his tongue pierced, so today it's swollen and he's in pain and can't eat solid food and can't close his mouth because it hurts to do so, so he is drooling. So I'm getting dirty looks because I have a drooling 17yr old who sounds like he has a speech impediment whining "I haven't had any real food in 24 hours" (plus a "pregnant" 14yr old and a 12y old moping because I won't let her buy the shoes she wants.)
Then we had to go to the supermarket and Sunny and Lux had an argument over crunchy peanut butter vs smooth peanut butter and I remembered why I only go grocery shopping on my own, or with one child. Then Azriel ate a chocolate chip cookie sample and started crying.
I love school.