I love my wife...

[Father_0f_7]

These are just some of the things Amber has said to me in the last week.

- I used to rock it with my tight rolls and Members Only Jacket
- You lay pipe like nobody's biz-ness
- I think the grill just took off half my eyebrows
- I'm thinking that gaining weight is not helpfull when wearing stripper shoes
- You don't give me chills...it's more like a tic because you stress me out
- You have officially lost all your pancreatic decision making rights
and last but not least
- I think the lollipop in my mouth will last longer than that will :nah:

 

[IADad]

I think I love your wife too....

I'm not quite sure what a couple of those meant, but I'll leave it at - "thanks for sharing"

 

[xox.ilu.xox]

hahaha, i can only imagine what some of those mean....haha. My "boy" brain is kicking in haha!

 

[Father_0f_7]

A few more.

- You know it would be easier to just pour the coffee into the sugar bowl
- You know...that was pretty stupid...even for a man
- do you think maybe you should be on medication for that
- I just looked down and realized this outfit makes me look like a bumble bee
- I don't think banana laffy taffys qualify as potassium
- Your son is in the shower using his "business" as a gun

 

[3sACrowd228]

who is saying these again ?

 

[Xero]

LOL she sounds like a pretty awesome lady.

 

[Jeremy+3]

- Your son is in the shower using his "business" as a gun

Both our boys have done that as well, it can be used as a guitar too

 

[xox.ilu.xox]

bahahahahahahha! using his business as a gun! thats funnnnnnnnny!

 

[Father_0f_7]

I know...oh, boys will be boys.

 

[Incogneato]

Lmao, those are too funny, thanks for sharing. Does she know, or would she care?

 

[stjohnjulie]

Next time you are on St. John, have the wife look me up. My dear friend and I would have a GREAT time with her!

 

[superman]

lol wtf