So, this farm boy was home alone one day and there was a knock at the door. He answers it and there stands their neighboring farmer. The farmer asks him, "Is your dad home?" "No," the boy replies. "How about your mom, then?" the neighbor asks. "No, sir," the boy respectfully relies, "Mom, Dad and my older brother Walter went to town, they'll be back later. Is there something I can help you with?"
"Well," the neighbor continues, "I need to talk with your dad about your brother Walter gettin my daughter pregnant."
"Well," the boy replies, " I Know Dad get's $50 for the use of the bull, and $25 for the boar. I'm not sure what he gets for Walter."
"Well," the neighbor continues, "I need to talk with your dad about your brother Walter gettin my daughter pregnant."
"Well," the boy replies, " I Know Dad get's $50 for the use of the bull, and $25 for the boar. I'm not sure what he gets for Walter."
