At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,
"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the
altar."
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: Leroy, what
do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand
on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue
streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and
asks, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."
"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the
altar."
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: Leroy, what
do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand
on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue
streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and
asks, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."