A single girl was shopping at the local supermarket where she bought:<LIST>
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status...
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
<LI>- A half-gallon of 2% milk</LI>
<LI> - A carton of eggs</LI>
<LI> - A quart of orange juice</LI>
<LI> - A head of lettuce</LI>
<LI> - A 2 lb. can of coffee</LI>
<LI> - A 1 lb. package of bacon</LI>
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status...
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.