true but it can't be posted without a lot of bleeps. so it wouldn't make sense.
the person below me has a relative leaving for Iraq on friday, Feb. 13th.
the person below me has a relative leaving for Iraq on friday, Feb. 13th.
The person below me......
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(You haven't heard any good clean jokes lately 16th?) False, as far as I know I don't have any relatives in or leaving for Iraq. That would be a pretty bad day to leave for Iraq anyway (especially if you're superstitious).
The person below me knows someone who's in the hospital
The person below me knows someone who's in the hospital
false, not today. unless ya can include your daughter. but only know her through you. hope she's eating now...
the 13th would be a bad day. but it may actually end up being late that night or early on the 14th. we just got word baby brother is heading out to Iraq again. it will be his 2nd trip.
the person below me is getting rained on.
the 13th would be a bad day. but it may actually end up being late that night or early on the 14th. we just got word baby brother is heading out to Iraq again. it will be his 2nd trip.
the person below me is getting rained on.
gr8mom said:
here's one w/out bleeps.
<I>Stimulus Payment Information
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very
exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
None of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
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false, dh and i both love watching cartoons w/the kiddies..lol its beats watching a slasher movie w/out them.
the person below me is in timeout.
the person below me is in timeout.
False and true. I pretty much never fight and I'm totally a weakling so I can only hope BF would be around too. I can be pretty harsh with words though, which is sometimes enough to hurt worse than a punch. 
Person below me keeps mace with them. (I have one in my purse)
Person below me keeps mace with them. (I have one in my purse)
FALSE ... your wearing huggies ... I am not to sure of that one !!!
TPBM ... wants to get some ROSES for Valentine's Day !!!
TPBM ... wants to get some ROSES for Valentine's Day !!!
TRUE .... I hope to wake up early and surprize my husband w/ breakfast in bed.
TPBM ... has housework to do !!!
TPBM ... has housework to do !!!