heres an old email i ran across that my grandfather sent me. pretty neat
Wine vs. Water
Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria".
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of crap.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Crap, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information:
I'm doing it as a public service
Wine vs. Water
Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria".
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of crap.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Crap, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information:
I'm doing it as a public service
