Cameron used to have this toy. It was a crane, but the thing had eyes and stuff and it looked like a crane/dinosaur. It's name was Chomper. (No joke, that was what the box said) And Chomper had a mouth that could pick up these little plastic rocks that came with it. There was a little button inside the mouth that would make it say "Chomper's Hungry" or "Chomper wants rocks"
So, I come home from work that day, and my ex-husband says "Come and see what your son did." (I hate that...hows come when they're in trouble it's not OUR son, but YOUR son???) I walk into the bathroom, and Chomper is in my sink....with his mouth full of poop.
I have never laughed so hard in my life. I couldn't even punish him for it.