Do you pee in the shower?...

[meow_173]

ELAINE: I respect that. <George enters.> Mmm, what happened?
GEORGE: Nothing, I... said it was a little problem.
ELAINE: Yeah? What was it?
GEORGE (defensive): Well...I was in the locker room showering, and I...I had to go, so...
JERRY: Here we go.
GEORGE: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He gave me a dirty look.
ELAINE: You went...in the shower?
GEORGE: Yeah, so what? I'm not the only one! <Kramer enters with his quilt.>
ELAINE (to Jerry): Do you go in the shower?
JERRY: No, never.
ELAINE (to Kramer): Do you?
KRAMER: I take baths.
GEORGE: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
ELAINE: Ever hear of...holding it in?
GEORGE: Oh, no...no, that's very bad for the kidneys.
ELAINE: How do you know?
GEORGE: Medical journals!
JERRY: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?





GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!
ELAINE: No, that's not it!
GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!
ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?
GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!
ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now! <Goes for the phone.>
JERRY: Alright, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?

 

[IADad]

Without a doubt! I think I'm going to have to post other similar threads with stupid polls!

HERE HERE - I think we need a whole new sub-forum" "Dadu's Stupid Poll of the Day" I challenge you to come up with something new each day (hint, using the kid's "would you rather" game would be a good fallback to have.

 

[SheilaOcean]

If you are being 100% honest w/ yourself...the answer is YES...I mean, why hold it, its going to the same plumbing place anyway...save the water for the FLUSH...GO GREEN!

Sheila

 

[16th ave.]

Without a doubt! I think I'm going to have to post other similar threads with stupid polls!

lol, think that'd be interesting. some times you can learn a lot from "stupid polls" like this one. things a person wouldn't normally learn in a conversation. lol

 

[16th ave.]

If you are being 100% honest w/ yourself...the answer is YES...I mean, why hold it, its going to the same plumbing place anyway...save the water for the FLUSH...GO GREEN!

Sheila

lol, i read today that japan is now recommending people go b4 they board the planes. it's a month long trial they're calling e-flight. and it's about going green and saving money.

Airline Asks Passengers to Empty Bladders Before Boarding Flights - ABC News

lol

 

[Xero]

Without a doubt! I think I'm going to have to post other similar threads with stupid polls!

We should make this a sticky!

LOL

 

[AmyBelle]

No, I wouldnt feel the slightest bit comfortable doing that.

 

[Dadu2004]

HERE HERE - I think we need a whole new sub-forum" "Dadu's Stupid Poll of the Day" I challenge you to come up with something new each day (hint, using the kid's "would you rather" game would be a good fallback to have.

LOL, that's actually really tempting, but unfortunately I don't have time to do it every day. However, I could definately post one pretty often!

lol, think that'd be interesting. some times you can learn a lot from "stupid polls" like this one. things a person wouldn't normally learn in a conversation. lol

No doubt! I know now that Xero, me, you, IADad all like to have pee on their feet!

We should make this a sticky!

LOL

Hmmmm.... I wonder if Sanjay would like that?????

 

[Xero]

Hmmmm.... I wonder if Sanjay would like that?????

LMAO!! We should ask Sanjay if he pees in the shower.

 

[rawmom]

I love this thread! I have in the past, but don't now because I am not sure that the toilet drains to the same place as the tub water. I am thinking here of the water from the toilet being treated differently than the water from the tub ;-)

 

[Xero]

LOL no, it really all goes to the same place. Used, dirty household water all goes to sewage and is all treated equally haha.

 

[MrsHousewife]

I plead the 5th!

 

[claudine00]

No. I never do that. Nevertheless, I'm going to do that if the toilet is fill.

 

[bssage]

I think the problem is when you pee in the shower at say, the YMCA, or the pool. people tend to frown on that pratice when its done in front of them.

Hmmmmmm I wonder what happens in prison.

Butch: "Hey hey dadu! what do you think your doing" (rest of the inmate gather around for the shanking)

 

[Dadu2004]

LOL! You silly man.

 

[singledad]

LOL. And I thought this would all be serious discussion about parenting.

Anyway, I look at it this way - if you pee in the shower, you are using the shower water to "flush" it, thus saving the water that you would use to flush the toilet. See, environmentally friendly and all that. :idea:

 

[Xero]

Yeah, see? This guy knows what he's talking about.

 

[JessicaMadison]

Hahaha, I like this one. Um, I mean when I'm in there and gotta go. Then I do.
I know that my husband does. But I sometimes bring one of the twins to shower with me so not in that case. Actually, this has been a big problem in our household lately.

Bailey and Alexis share a bathroom. Alexis pees in the shower. Like everytime. But, Bailey never has because she thinks it's nasty. She's a clean freak like her Mommy. So basically, we've had to teach Lexie to never, ever pee in the shower. Maybe we should've just taught that from the get-go. (Something you don't think about everyday!)

 

[johnsgem]

if i have to pee before i get in then no...but im a mom and showers are either late at night and i wanna get to bed or there limited time shower so if im in there and all the water is going down the drain...damn right i am not gettin out (plus getting cold) just to go pee...i will let it go

 

[NinJaBob]

When I was younger and inebriated.....yes sober no.