I guess it's because his little-to-no-brain daddy says this crap way too often in front of the poor kid...FooserX said:
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Funny things kids say...
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Foos you have the strangest comments lately. BTW is your avatar MusicMom as a monkey?FooserX said:
you really don't think much about Lissa's intelligence, Fooser, if you think such a stupid thing would make her laughFooserX said:I'm sorry, no one was supposed to see that. Someone was having a bad day, and I thought that would make them laugh.
Yes, that is musicmonkey
why in the world would I ever want to impress YOU, Fooser?!FooserX said:You handled that very maturely.
I am impressed.
I need to think WAY more about a person to wish to impress them...
no, I'm sobbing, FooserFooserX said:It was horrible.
Are you happy?
mine was bad too, if it makes you feel any better (I've been down with a bad cold)
.Recently I was talking with my friend and my kid was with us, my friend asked the name of one person I do business with, any my kid answered his full name, I couldn't believe it, because it was maybe only 2 or 3 times that he might heard it while talking with my wife.
It's unbelievable how they listen, connect, and remember..
It's unbelievable how they listen, connect, and remember..
My 7 year old had to make a hat for black history month. so there is like 8 people on it, and shes wearing it showing me, and she says daddy, when is white history month..
When my daughter was little, she developed a random fear of cigarette butts on the ground. She'd freak out every time she saw one, and usually demanded to be carried across parking lots. We tried helping her get over the fear by explaining that cigarettes are gross, yes, but they won't hurt her. My son explained to her that when she saw one, she should stomp on it or kick it to prove she wasn't afraid. It worked, but... she had the following conversation with my mother a while later:
Emma: Nana, I hate butts! They're dirty and smelly!
Mom: They are.
Emma: You know what I'm gonna do when I see one?
Mom: What?
Emma: Kick it!
Emma: Nana, I hate butts! They're dirty and smelly!
Mom: They are.
Emma: You know what I'm gonna do when I see one?
Mom: What?
Emma: Kick it!
thats cute!!
Mys sister called me yesterday to tell me what her 6 year old told her.
So Hannah brought home some yellow jelly beans from school, part of a prject or something. Well she holds one up to my sister and says "It tastes like lemon" my sister says, well maybe thats why it is yellow. To my sweet niece says "no, its yellow because of food coloring!"
Mys sister called me yesterday to tell me what her 6 year old told her.
So Hannah brought home some yellow jelly beans from school, part of a prject or something. Well she holds one up to my sister and says "It tastes like lemon" my sister says, well maybe thats why it is yellow. To my sweet niece says "no, its yellow because of food coloring!"
My son is 9 and still can't get the pacific ocean correct- he calls it the specific ocean. He makes me laugh everytime. He also refers to deaf as death- I know that is a common one but he gets me everytime.
Another thing that stands out is this past X-mas... he still believes in Santa & on X-mas Eve on our way home after a party he says to me, "Mom, what time will Santa come to our house? How does he get presents to everyone's house all across the world? I bet he will come to Maine, (where we live,) first because it gets dark here early."" haha, his logic is good - he cracks me up!!
Another thing that stands out is this past X-mas... he still believes in Santa & on X-mas Eve on our way home after a party he says to me, "Mom, what time will Santa come to our house? How does he get presents to everyone's house all across the world? I bet he will come to Maine, (where we live,) first because it gets dark here early."" haha, his logic is good - he cracks me up!!
that is flicking hilarious!!!!TammyZed said:When my daughter was little, she developed a random fear of cigarette butts on the ground. She'd freak out every time she saw one, and usually demanded to be carried across parking lots. We tried helping her get over the fear by explaining that cigarettes are gross, yes, but they won't hurt her. My son explained to her that when she saw one, she should stomp on it or kick it to prove she wasn't afraid. It worked, but... she had the following conversation with my mother a while later:
Emma: Nana, I hate butts! They're dirty and smelly!
Mom: They are.
Emma: You know what I'm gonna do when I see one?
Mom: What?
Emma: Kick it!
When my son was ringbearer in his uncle's wedding and DH was a groomsman, they had both just finished putting on their tuxedos. Son turns to hubby and says, "The difference between you and me is I make this look good!" Which is a quote from MIB, the movie. I think he was eight at the time.