Please tell me......

[ivybendorf]

DD tried to marinate her brother in rotisserie seasonings. And cornstarch and flour and salt and pepper, all while I was in the shower. Its like she was trying to make fried child out of him. She even dragged out my stock pot!

ETA: And if you try and get her inside after her mud pie days, she will resist with all her might, reaching for the door screaming, "NOOOOO! My mucky-mud!!!"

 

[gr8mom]

My daughter made a pepper and water concoction one day and tried to give it to her sister. She poured about half the pepper out of my pepper shaker into a glass of water, she was calling it a smoothie.

 

[Teresa]

As mom of three who are 22, 18 and 15, all I can say is "Bigger kids, bigger issues and problems!"