I'm laughing but at the same time I feel your pain. lol Ahhh. KIDS!ivybendorf said:But at least you know where he is! My daughter is three, and her specialty is disappearing when I go to the toilet. She wants nothing to do with me. And emptying drawers is the tip of the iceberg. Just today, I have had a gallon of fabric softener dumped onto the guest bed in the playroom, in which she bathed her little brother. This afternoon, it was a pile of poop in the dining room that somehow ended up in her hair (I was in the bathroom, so she refused to use it). A few hours later, half a dozen free range organic brown eggs ground into my carpet and used as lotion. This all happens in the span of a bathroom break. She can climb a baby gate faster than you can yell to stop her!
My new strategy: I don't pee. That plan is needing some thinking out, though...
Please tell me......
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OMG!!!! The realization just set in ... God am I lucky! You poor thing.ivybendorf said:But at least you know where he is! My daughter is three, and her specialty is disappearing when I go to the toilet. She wants nothing to do with me. And emptying drawers is the tip of the iceberg. Just today, I have had a gallon of fabric softener dumped onto the guest bed in the playroom, in which she bathed her little brother. This afternoon, it was a pile of poop in the dining room that somehow ended up in her hair (I was in the bathroom, so she refused to use it). A few hours later, half a dozen free range organic brown eggs ground into my carpet and used as lotion. This all happens in the span of a bathroom break. She can climb a baby gate faster than you can yell to stop her!
My new strategy: I don't pee. That plan is needing some thinking out, though...
put those cheapie catches on the drawers.Lissa said:
keep the toilet door shut.
move the trash can (we had to live with a tiny table-top one for ages).
in a way he does own the place. thwart him
I second that, I hate Dora the explorer it's so annoying:arghh:Good Wolf said:How about Dora the Explorer? Every episode is exactly the same they just make three different stops on each episode.
I KNOW YOUR THE FREAKING MAP MAN, NOW SHUT IT ALREADY AND SHOW DORA HOW TO GET TO THE CHOCOLATE TREE DOOD!!!
Its outlawed in my house. Two TV shows are allowed: Sesame Street, and Curious George. And we DVR them so we can watch them according to our schedule. Yes, I am a TV Nazi....gr8mom said:
I can relate, my oldest poured baby powder everwhere today, wasted a whole thing of it, it's so hard to clean it all up too.ivybendorf said:But at least you know where he is! My daughter is three, and her specialty is disappearing when I go to the toilet. She wants nothing to do with me. And emptying drawers is the tip of the iceberg. Just today, I have had a gallon of fabric softener dumped onto the guest bed in the playroom, in which she bathed her little brother. This afternoon, it was a pile of poop in the dining room that somehow ended up in her hair (I was in the bathroom, so she refused to use it). A few hours later, half a dozen free range organic brown eggs ground into my carpet and used as lotion. This all happens in the span of a bathroom break. She can climb a baby gate faster than you can yell to stop her!
My new strategy: I don't pee. That plan is needing some thinking out, though...
Feel for you!ivybendorf said:
I remember the day Hannah spilled the container of flour while I was in the shower. She tried to clean it up with water. It made a wonderful paste all over the floor....and the cabinets....and the countertops....and the table....
that was a fun day.
