what do you teach your kids to call their private parts?...

ivybendorf

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Mar 2, 2008
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After sex ed every year in middle school (my school system taught it every year, grades 5-12, no permission slips, health class required)
, all the boys would start a dare game. At any given point in the days, one of the boys would whisper 'penis'. The next guy had to say it louder, then next louder, until there where five or six guys in the middle of math class screaming "PENIS!!" at the top of their lungs. It would last a few minutes, but it never hurt anybody, just disrupted class, so they never got in any trouble. They even had most of the teachers laughing.

<SIZE size="175">PENIS!! :biggrin:</SIZE>
 

spankys3304

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May 11, 2008
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I don't know why but my ex kind of named them her privates and her bum. So if I tell her to wipe her bum she says I just peed mommy I didn't poop.
 

Alexander

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I will tell my future kids to call them what they are and let their friends teach them the slang. :)