1. Camel toes are never acceptable in any situation...EVER!
2. Muffin tops are never acceptable in any situation...EVER!
3. Protect the tata's. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?
4. What women have is gold.. every man a pirate after it. If you offer it
away like it worthless, it's copper. People walk by pennies all day long
never stop to pick them up. Keep the gold.
5. Long hair is attractive.. but not on your legs or pits.
6. You should never HAVE to ask a friend if she can see hair protruding
from your bikini...ever.
7. Deodorant is not just for pits, its for all sweaty parts. Apply it.
8. The old saying that you should change your underware before you leave
the house in case your in a accident is true.. but not just in case of
accidents. Wear clean panties. Anything else is just gross.
9. Mechanics have an excuse for dirty finger nails, not you.
10. Always carry emergency cab fair. YOU don't owe anyone anything for a
date. If your asked for payment, pay the cabbie.
11. Hairy toes are on men and hobbits. Don't be a hobbit.
12. Long skirts are sexier than short. Period. What you can't see always
is more interesting that what everyone can.
13. With make-up, less is always more. People laugh at clowns.
14. We DO NOT smell anything like fish. Thats a reason to seek out
medical attention.
15. Perfume should scent your body, not the whole room. Again, too
much of a good thing, is.
16. Educate yourself. You do not need a man to carry you. Something
carried on someones else's back is a leech. They get plucked off. Be a
partner, not a leech.
17. Expect your date to open the door and walk you to your steps. If
he doesn't respect you in the begining, how will he later on? If he
pulls up and beeps his horn, let him beep it til the battery dies. A
good woman deserves a good man.
18. Playing easy to get is not a game, its how it is. What you work for
you appreciate. Whats given too easy is too easy to take for
granted.
20. Mullets died in the 80's for a reason. Let them rest in peace.
21. What a man looks like is not what to look for. Beauty like all things
die. The heart of him is way more important. We should not have to
fight for the mirror with a man diva.
22. If your wrong, say your wrong and say your sorry.
23. Smile at everyone and be kind. Again, beauty is more important in
the heart than on the skin. Being a snob is UGLY. Period.
24. For advice, talk to your Mom. She has been there. Your Friends have
not. You wouldn't ask a mechanic for advice on taking medicine. Go
to the expert.
25. The first kiss and first time, should be special. It should be a memory
you'd be proud of and like to remember. You can't get that in the
back of someone's car. Not to mention your worth more than that.
26. Learn basic self defense. You are not helpless. 1 out of every 4
women are sexually assaulted in their lifetime. Be one of the other 3.
27. Always tell someone where you are. Someone always needs to know.
28. Stand up for your beliefs. Never compromise because its the cool thing
thing to do. There is nothing any less cool than following the crowd.
Lead them.
29. Kharma is a real thing. What goes around does come back around.
Send good stuff.
30. Look in the mirror every day. You ARE beautiful. Believe in yourself.
And enjoy every second. Life is not remembered in days, its in
the minutes.
2. Muffin tops are never acceptable in any situation...EVER!
3. Protect the tata's. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?
4. What women have is gold.. every man a pirate after it. If you offer it
away like it worthless, it's copper. People walk by pennies all day long
never stop to pick them up. Keep the gold.
5. Long hair is attractive.. but not on your legs or pits.
6. You should never HAVE to ask a friend if she can see hair protruding
from your bikini...ever.
7. Deodorant is not just for pits, its for all sweaty parts. Apply it.
8. The old saying that you should change your underware before you leave
the house in case your in a accident is true.. but not just in case of
accidents. Wear clean panties. Anything else is just gross.
9. Mechanics have an excuse for dirty finger nails, not you.
10. Always carry emergency cab fair. YOU don't owe anyone anything for a
date. If your asked for payment, pay the cabbie.
11. Hairy toes are on men and hobbits. Don't be a hobbit.
12. Long skirts are sexier than short. Period. What you can't see always
is more interesting that what everyone can.
13. With make-up, less is always more. People laugh at clowns.
14. We DO NOT smell anything like fish. Thats a reason to seek out
medical attention.
15. Perfume should scent your body, not the whole room. Again, too
much of a good thing, is.
16. Educate yourself. You do not need a man to carry you. Something
carried on someones else's back is a leech. They get plucked off. Be a
partner, not a leech.
17. Expect your date to open the door and walk you to your steps. If
he doesn't respect you in the begining, how will he later on? If he
pulls up and beeps his horn, let him beep it til the battery dies. A
good woman deserves a good man.
18. Playing easy to get is not a game, its how it is. What you work for
you appreciate. Whats given too easy is too easy to take for
granted.
20. Mullets died in the 80's for a reason. Let them rest in peace.
21. What a man looks like is not what to look for. Beauty like all things
die. The heart of him is way more important. We should not have to
fight for the mirror with a man diva.
22. If your wrong, say your wrong and say your sorry.
23. Smile at everyone and be kind. Again, beauty is more important in
the heart than on the skin. Being a snob is UGLY. Period.
24. For advice, talk to your Mom. She has been there. Your Friends have
not. You wouldn't ask a mechanic for advice on taking medicine. Go
to the expert.
25. The first kiss and first time, should be special. It should be a memory
you'd be proud of and like to remember. You can't get that in the
back of someone's car. Not to mention your worth more than that.
26. Learn basic self defense. You are not helpless. 1 out of every 4
women are sexually assaulted in their lifetime. Be one of the other 3.
27. Always tell someone where you are. Someone always needs to know.
28. Stand up for your beliefs. Never compromise because its the cool thing
thing to do. There is nothing any less cool than following the crowd.
Lead them.
29. Kharma is a real thing. What goes around does come back around.
Send good stuff.
30. Look in the mirror every day. You ARE beautiful. Believe in yourself.
And enjoy every second. Life is not remembered in days, its in
the minutes.
